A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
by Jcerrino December 23, 2016
Zombie thumb is when you wrap your thumb, while wearing a splint, in a plastic bag while you exercise to prevent your splint from smelling like sh1t. The end result is an extremely wrinkled finger thats pale white with a ridiculous looking tan line
by Deen_Low August 6, 2011