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Throckmorton 

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.
Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy
Throckmorton by Throcky June 7, 2018

Throckmorton 

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.
"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."
Throckmorton by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Throckmorton 

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.
-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*
Throckmorton by Sred January 24, 2020

throcket 

Jake C. Is the biggest Throcket this side of the Mississippi.

throckysexual 

Sexual attraction to your friend’s cousin: Throckmorton, the skateboarder
Me: Damn, Throcky looking extra thicc today, amirite?
Friend: Are you Throckysexual??

Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
Throck Morton Sign by RTA16 October 11, 2008