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threeche 

When touche is used in an argument, it generally means "you win" but, alas, it gives the loser the last word. Threeche gets the last word BACK.
"No, you're an idiot."
"Ah, touche." (this means they lose)
"No, threeche." (Now you win AND get the last word)
threeche by banana fonez November 5, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"
threeché by PopeMichael April 14, 2009

Threechum 

Engaging in a threesome with a bi-curious secret service agent
The wife and I just pounded the ass off our off-duty security detail. It was a raging hot threechum.

Johnny Threechord 

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
Johnny Threechord by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

threehead 

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "threehead". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.
"Boy's hairline is so low, he got a threehead."
threehead by hidispenser January 25, 2005

Threachery 

A portmanteau of the words 'threat' and 'treachery': as in a threat that is treacherous.
The precursor to actually treachery.

1. Threatened by betrayal of fidelity, confidence, or trust.
2. An indication or caveat of perfidy.
3. Potential pain, injury, evil, or punishment that arrises from treason.
A rumour has reached the King's ear that his younger brother intends to topple him from his throne... 'This is threachery!'
Threachery by Favfly August 6, 2012
A peace sign with the hands, but with 3 fingers.
Glorya: *peace sign*
Luke: *threece sign* I just threece signed you.
Threece by LerriChrodes December 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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