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treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.
Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.
treesexual by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

treesexual

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!
treesexual by Raolro October 9, 2022

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees
Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees
Treesexual by (⊙_⊙) February 6, 2017

threesexual 

Someone who is threesexual has no interest in a relationship with another person of the same sex, or indeed in one-on-one sexual encounters with someone of the samesex but who engages in same-sex sexual acts as part of threesomes or groupsex.
'Hey, I saw you giving that guy head at that orgy last night, I didn't know you were gay.'
'Oh, I'm not gay, I'm threesexual, my girlfriend was helping me out with it.'
'Oh, cool'.
threesexual by Tulcha April 18, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026