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threading 

Since the late 1800s, competitive threading has been an important part of the yarndling fraternity. Marks are awarded for artistic kedding, skilful use of the verricule holder and overall 'authenticity of purpose'. The Tasmanian branch of the Yarndling Association in Hobart, Tasmania is a particularly strong contender in the Antipodean regionals, citing "fun, tempered with social responsibility" as their watchword.
During the 2012 London Olympics, Team GB would often remind the public of its commitment to the "spirit of yarndling", principally in its emphasis on fair play, equality for all, and competitive threading.
threading by Cod Michael May 18, 2020
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Trigger Treating 

A Halloween party where people are REQUIRED to wear costumes that SJWs would find "culturally offensive".
For the Trigger Treating party, Dick wore a sombrero and poncho, while Jane wore a slutty Pocahontas costume.

Triple Threatin 

When you want to get fucked up on a whole different level, it consists of smokin that fine ass green, poppin a pill and getting hammered drunk. Basically blackout status
Steve- Yooo man you fucked up as hell right now!
Josh- IM TRIPLE THREATIN!!!
Triple Threatin by Normil April 21, 2011

Threatening aura 

A place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition. It maybe a dirty toilet with a scary bugs bunny back seat, or maybe it's a gaming setup completely littered and covered with redbull cans and cigarette butts; no matter what it is, you can actually feel the bad juju just by looking at the picture.
"Yo check out this toilet look how disgusting it is."
"It doesn't even have a seat it's just an orange cone..."
"Definitely gives off a threatening aura doesn't it?"

Mug-A-Treating 

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
Mug-A-Treating by Telephony October 29, 2014

trickle treating 

The Bone-apple-tea version of Trick or Treating.
Trickle Treating: the wrong way of pronouncing ‘Trick or Treating’

Person 1: we going trickle-treating tonight?
Person 2: do you mean Trick or Treating?
Person 1: oh is that how it’s spelt. I’m an idiot.
trickle treating by AshKetchup9 October 13, 2019

Pillow-Treating 

To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.
"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."
Pillow-Treating by Gay Feeler January 13, 2010