lucy threadgold 

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. She’s usually blond and wears scrunchies. She’s either very happy or very mad.

Kacey: Lucy threadgold is gorgeous

Erin: I know but she’s my best friend so back off

lucy threadgold by Jason delori November 11, 2019

threadworthy 

a newly created subject or thread on a message board indicating that the thread is important or interesting enough to justify taking up the limited space available for new threads

Your question about George Bush is certainly threadworthy.

threadworthy by Ryan Meier February 4, 2007

thread lord 

One who creates a thread on a forum and continually posts comments after every reply. Most of said comments are useless, and are only an attempt to keep the thread going.

Forum_Poster313: Dude this thread is decent
Minge-bag25: Yeah, i know, i created it!
Minge-bag25: Any more stuff for my thread?
Minge-bag25: Hey forum poster, how's that thing of your's doing?
Forum_Poster313: Man, your being a total thread lord

thread lord by RJ Ford June 17, 2007

threadlocked  

a message board moderator who locks a thread on a specfic topic

there was this awesome topic on this message board but it looks like a moderator threadlocked it.

threadlocked by lupinechaos August 17, 2008

Threadtard 

One who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a Facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

A person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.

Allison: That was some funny shit that got posted last night!
Rhonda: Yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the crapper.
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Gina: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Doofus: That's from Dirty Dancing!
Allison: No shit, Threadtard!

Threadtard by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

threadlocks 

a misunderstanding of light humor in facebook

yeah i knew it may be a risk...but i have discovered that light-hearted senses of humor abound on facebook...
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 person
Katherine Arfstrom ‎:P touche! and so dies another promising thread- ha get it threadlocks- a misunderstanding of light humor- where is that urban dictionary!

threadlocks by lighthouseinthenight October 4, 2011

Threadloss

Threadloss — the sudden or gradual loss of cognitive continuity, where intention drops without awareness of the moment it disconnected.
You don’t forget what you were doing—
you forget that you were doing anything at all.

Key features
no interruption you can point to
no memory of the “drop”
awareness only returns after

“I stood up and got threadloss.”

“Mid-sentence threadloss is brutal.”

“I lost the thread, but like… completely.”

Threadloss by nyxorgoescrazy December 22, 2025