What Are Those?!

This is what you say/scream when you see someone wearing shoes or other footwear that are dirty and/or non-brand unknown. You should also point your finger in the air then while saying "what are those?!" Make your way down to the person shoes, all while their back is turned.

*boy sees dirty non-branded shoes*

Boy: What Are Those?!

Crowd: *laughs*

Person with ugly shoes: huh? (Unaware of what just happened, so they laugh)

by JOHNxRYAN95 October 2, 2011

beat those

To engage in aggressive copulation, most often using multiple orifices.

"Hey, when you gonna let me beat those?!"

by Bad2DaBone August 25, 2003

those deez

once ya have em ya know what it is😏😏

Brent Martinez is the only person alive who has those deez 😏😏😏

by Bitchy Brent February 10, 2022

among those

when among us and among them wasn’t enough

Steve: among
Bob: us-
Steve: among those
Bob: siaisonxnenskIzijxnjajaiis

by among_sussy August 2, 2021

those are the sticks

"That's the situation". "It is what it is". The sticks have fallen and where they lay is now what you have to deal with (from the childhood game of pick up sticks).

"Aw man, I totally chunked my audition."
"Sorry dude, those are the sticks! Onto the next one."

by ShooshalooshONE July 29, 2017

those cocksuckers

A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.

Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"

by jsd9632 January 31, 2012

in those jeans

A slightly more subtle way to refer to getting up in someone's genital area. Basically
"Can I get up in those jeans?" = "Can I tap that ass?"

"Tell me is there any more room for me...in those jeans?" -Ginuwine ("In Those Jeans")

"Yo guess what? I just did your sister in the ass."
"Shut up bitch, that girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a 2 dollar whore. Even Ginuwine couldn't get up in those jeans."

by Nick D October 15, 2003