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A form of sex involving 2 people and fisting ones anal cavity while the other is covered in pudding
Hey Jessica, want to have a thonkey?
Thonkey by Memethecrazy May 27, 2021
This is an illness which many off the more intelligent people get It is found mainly in areas which are highly populated of adolescent men or not so as the case may be. If you have a case of this work ecseptionally hard to get with a girl, and if it gets too seriouse do some counselling.
Boy1: Where's rob
Boy2: At counselling
Boy1: Why
Boy2: He was caught round the back of the bike sheds with Thorney
Thorney by Blooop May 17, 2008
Stupid ill informed paedophiles, who specialise in incest
You are such a Thorney
Thorney by coach of team August 26, 2009

Lauren thornley 

A born roadman you would normally find at lightburn Park with a fag in her mouth and a handbag full of the essentials for being a B tech roadman. a spoon and some of her mums backy and some tragic makeup you would find in the 50% off section in Poundland.this lethal human being is sometimes companioned with her fellow gang members lil Tay and maya coverly and Nicole Galvin her gang members are also fucking terrifying people.there the type of people you see and cross the road instantly. Basically she’s just lethal.
I went to the pot shop and there was a Lauren thornley so I ran as fast as I could.

thorneycroft

a person who is very hairy] so hairy you don't even want to make fun of him.
girl1: "i heard that you had a class with the new kid how is he"
girl2: "he is definetly a thorneycroft"

girl1: "oh that sucks"
thorneycroft by skierdude July 30, 2011

Matty thorneycroft 

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.
"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"
Matty thorneycroft by kerchingg March 23, 2009