Thenegard 

One of a kind. A spiritual being and a humble leader. His mind: a gift and curse. His body: a temple. His love is unconditional. Turn your back on him and he will never care to turn you back. A warm lover, a cold enemy. Honesty: a daily ritual. Unselfish and trustworthy. A great father, a great husband, a great friend. He possesses a devious glare, as to hid a secret. DO not take caution: for its his gift reading and perceiving the world.

Very few examples exist. Takes one to know one. Takes some to realize. Some will feel it, and be attracted to it. Some will just never understand. Thenegard.

Thenegard by Vittoria. December 3, 2010

Brian Thonnard 

noun - The raddest fuckin guy on the planet.

My name is Brian Thonnard, and I'm the raddest fuckin guy on the planet.

Brian Thonnard by American Hammer® October 28, 2008

thongaday 

it is when one woman is having sex and never changes her panties

she smells!! I heard she on that thongaday!

thongaday by Radical_Edward January 10, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012