Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2021

Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.

I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.

by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022

Toe Thong

Noun:
Thing that goes inbetwixt big toe and index toe on a flip flop

Fuck them damn toe thongs on flip flops. I like crocs cuz they ain't gottem

by Sp0bb August 30, 2022

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023

thonging

a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on grass...must jump over any other surface

i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens

by mr ben ACT March 21, 2011

Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

rubber thong

a piece of clothing that is rubber and is wore as under wear.

omfg dud look at that girls ass its sporting a rubber thong!

by Nueb35 September 12, 2008