Ripley St Thomas 

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas

Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened

Ripley St Thomas by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022

Ripley st Thomas 

Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf

CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there

Ripley st Thomas by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022

thomas riley 

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

thomas riley by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019