thirsty as a walrus 

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.

I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.

thirsty as a walrus by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014

a thirsty redneck 

Someone who likes their cousin

"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck

a thirsty redneck by longdaddyd December 30, 2011

Thirsty like a fish 

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

Thirsty like a fish by mrevoix May 3, 2021

hell of a thirst on 

In need of alcoholic refreshment (UK)

I've got a hell of a thirst on, lets get to the pub!

hell of a thirst on by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

take a thirty 

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.

take a thirty by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018

take a thirty 

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m finna take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: ight.

take a thirty by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018

thirty four and a half 

thirty four and a half is sixty nine divided by two...enough said

she wanted to 69 but i jus wanted thirty four and a half

thirty four and a half by nippon_dreadie May 8, 2009