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What In the stranger things? 

It's like the saying "what the hell" but what I'm the stranger things. When you come across something so wierd/odd/strange. You say it out loud ! Naturally
I went to the mall , and everyone was frozen , I knew I wasn't in a dream, I was like "What in the stranger things?"

the stranger 

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of mastrubation with said limb.
I gave myself the stranger last night.
the stranger by Fuh_shizzle March 21, 2003

The Stranger Punch 

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger
Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!

the stranger 

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.

The Stranger 

Step 1: Find a hard surface such as a a Wood Bench or Marble Floor
Step 2: Sit on your Dominant hand, palm down for 5-7 minutes until 88% of feeling or more is lost in that hand
Step 3: Close your eyes, manifesting a pleasurable scenario, then proceed to gratify yourself with your hand in its current numb state

Result: Out of body experience simulating/fantasizing another person administrating hand and or oral* stimulation on yourself.

*Jergens can be used in conjunction with the stranger for simulated oral relief
The Perfect Strangers Balky & Larry exhibited "The Stranger", by sitting on each other hands, then having a pleasurable time proceeding the dance of joy.

the stranger's cousin 

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin