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The Republic of Long Island

n. The location immediately east of continental New York. It is a fish-tail shaped island 118 miles long that nestles the eastern shore of Manhattan. Composed of 4 major counties: Nassau (Western LI) and Suffolk (Eastern LI) as well as Kings and Queens Counties which are also geographically located on the Republic of Long Island. More commonly known as simply Brooklyn and Queens (respectively), they they are often referenced as part of "The City" (as they are 2 of the 5 NY boroughs). "The Republic" terminology comes from the fact that many Long Islanders believe they are separate from the United States, and independent country, if you will, and it is a humorous spin on the idea that Long Island is so vastly different that it makes up its own country. Citizens of The Republic of Long Island are often obsessed with their upbringing, sometimes trying to act as though they are "gangsta" when they are really not, and often reference their proximity to New York City ("The City").
"I'm from The Republic of Long Island, formerly known as Long Island, about 55 miles east of New York City."
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FOR THE REPUBLIC

If these aren't my dying words~
Commander Thorn: (being awesome) FOR THE REPUBLIC

up the republic 

"Up the republic", now drink that pint of Guinness!!!

Fall Of The Republic 

A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.
Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call

The Republic of Chaz 

A Government system in which a Chaz can be spotted drawing psychedelic drawings in an art book at a bar. Normally during the day time hours.
Joe: Hey, is that guy over there drawing at the bar?
Shelly: Yes, that is a legislative representative of The Republic of Chaz.
The Republic of Chaz by rarw February 20, 2009

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just
Bruh.
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

therapubic 

The holidays have you stressed out? Relax with a Guided Healing Therapubic Massage.
therapubic by alleycatsmith December 26, 2011