Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.

Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013

Conspiracy Theorists 

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

Conspiracy Theorists by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016

conspiracy theorists 

Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.

Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!

conspiracy theorists by Eliwashere March 25, 2008

Conspiracy Theorists 

A person who questions known liars

Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.

Conspiracy Theorists by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012

Looney Conspiracy Theorists

They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.

Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.

Looney Conspiracy Theorists by Striker122 January 4, 2010

FNaF Theorists

The FNaF Theorists is a discord server centered around fnaf and well theorizing. It is the best server for Fnaf. You can join it at disboard or top.gg by looking up “fnaf”.

Man, have you heard that awesome discord server, FNaF theorists?

FNaF Theorists by Alexthom May 13, 2020

The Game Theorists 

An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.

The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'

Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'

The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'

The Game Theorists by EzTheGameTheorist May 25, 2014