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The Dennis System 

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
The Dennis System by delamp November 21, 2009
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thepenisinhermouth 

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

The Dennis 

An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.

I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
The Dennis by themenace March 20, 2012

Thepenis 

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.
Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!
Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

Thedeish 

Language of the land or culture of the German tribes. Popular on underground IRC networks. Reintroduced from Old English þeódisc.
We speak not the language of the French but the language of the Thedes, the barbarian Germans. The Thedeish can never be removed from our culture.
Thedeish by Ameris Cyning April 17, 2010

the dennis kelly 

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

thennish 

"7:30."
"Okay, I'll be there around thennish."
thennish by andyfellovernet June 27, 2003