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The Closet Whores 

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!
"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."
The Closet Whores by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

the stench of a thousand whores 

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.
Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!

plug the whore 

A card game whereby the full deck is evenly distributed and placed faced down. Players turn cards over at the same time and whenever a queen turns over the player who flipped it yells “plug the whore”. Player with the least number of queens during the game has to fuck the nastiest fattest pig in the bar at the rest of the players choosing. The boys pick the whore and if you’re the loser then you have to plug it that night.
That’s the pig right there, with her midriff and gunt hanging out, tracks up her arm and zit on her lip.

“Ahhh boys do I have to?”
Fuckin right, plug the whore!
plug the whore by NSAssman June 29, 2019

Mark Of The Whore

n: slang
A tattoo used to identify sexually loose females.
Tattoo or "Mark" a.k.a. "Coaster" is located on the lower portion of females back. Usually the tattoo is of a butterfly or tribal design, sometimes both.

It can be helpful when trying to avoid the diseased sluts in a bar circuit. Most young woman who carry the mark also carry S.T.D.'s.
"She has a huge mark of the whore."
Mark Of The Whore by Jizzo_TheClown December 25, 2005

eye of the whore 

To tell if a girl is a whore. Look into her eyes. There's a tiny gleam in their eye that tells you that they love to suck and fuck
Me: knew that bitch would suck my dick
Friend: How?
Me: saw it in her eyes, she had the eye of the whore
eye of the whore by FapMaster January 31, 2014