Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
A prestigious, small Connecticut boarding school of about 400 students ranging from across the U. S. and the world. Its known for its unusually talented hockey and lacrosse teams who are motivated by hot anorexic bitches. Its superior to nearby school Avon Old Farms.
Westminster School rocks Avon's World.
Too bad they dont have any girls and have to stalk girls like the perverts they are.
Too bad they dont have any girls and have to stalk girls like the perverts they are.
by Jesiupos1 March 13, 2010
A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?
Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)
Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.
Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)
Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.
by the West Minister August 9, 2008
Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.
‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.
by uhsoka February 1, 2023
The boarding school where the pretty girl to slightly attractive guy ratio is so horrendous that it’s a common occurrence to get played by ugly little boys (<5 “8)
- “Woah did you here that the hot Westminster school girl got cheated on by the local Avon kid at the tight and bright???”
-“yea she can do so much better”
There is no better though. There never is.
-“yea she can do so much better”
There is no better though. There never is.
by Newyorkcitygurl October 12, 2021
some dead school, teachers are nonces and racists, you have the crackhead himself mr alcock, the karen ms lockyer and the nonceist of all mr broughton.
by wcsbait October 20, 2020
A school that contrary to popular belief is not just full of cholos. Its walls are paper thin yet the students must practice "lockdown" drills in case someone can manage to bring the bullets AND the gun at the same time! And no mater what ANYONE says it will ALWAYS be WARRIORS! None of that Wolves crap!
Grand Junction Kid: What school are you guys from?
Westy Knowledge Bowl Team: Westminster High School!
Grand Junction Kid: Oh so why aren't you guys like cholos?
Westy Knowledge Bowl Team: Westminster High School!
Grand Junction Kid: Oh so why aren't you guys like cholos?
by Amazing Amanda July 20, 2009