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A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)
jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock
by Gareth Fisher October 09, 2006
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Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.
"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"
by bestcuntever August 23, 2014
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