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You're the wart on my ass 

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.
Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort 

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.
Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls 

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked
At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

The Warthog 

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
The Warthog by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

warty the warthog 

the god of the universe (see the full version on ninja.warthog83s channel)
warty the warthog is the god of everything

Walking the warth 

When high, to be balanced on the line between reality and transcendence
Bro I smoked too much, I’m literally walking the warth right now.
Walking the warth by Pitachip11 April 13, 2023