Obey the Walrus 

A popular video on YouTube of a transvestite with polio dancing named Sandi Crisp, with the Spanish version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider playing in the background reversed.

It is commonly perceived as being a scary video among the horror community due to her disability.

Me and my friend watched Obey the Walrus just the other day and we had nightmares for weeks.

Obey the Walrus by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.

The Walrus: I am the walrus

I am the walrus by Ollie B. December 24, 2008

Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

Drifting the Walrus by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019

The Walrus Theory 

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

The Walrus Theory by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.

Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."

I am the Walrus by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006

I am the walrus

1. A phrase you say when someone references the Russian politician, Vladimir Lenin.

2. A phrase you say when there is more than one conversation topic being discussed at once. Typically, if you are the first to realize this, you are, in fact, the walrus.

NOTE: This phrase works more sufficiently when said multiple times, sporadically throughout the conversation.

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit.. and, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus?
Dude: Uh... I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter: That fuckin' bitch!
Dude: Ya know, uh..
Donny: I am the walrus.

person 1: Well, i don't know, man. I think I'm really diggin' this here groove.
person 2: Yeah, speaking of. I like these little apple deals here
person 1: yeah, the apples are okay. the groove is pretty rad.
person 2: I think it's a petty funky groove there. And these apples man.
person 3: I am the walrus

I am the walrus by wyrme March 2, 2014

Flossing the Walrus 

When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.

Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".

Flossing the Walrus by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009