A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!
by McKinney the Leprechaun March 10, 2005
by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017
when wearing a strapless dress, it refers to the area created between the boobs, where items can be placed and stored.
Friends tried to see how many items could be tossed into Kristin's treasure chest while she was drunk on her birthday.
by munchkinht April 7, 2010
by wsuBlaze March 14, 2006
Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017
by taoteqingren November 4, 2005
A box where one keeps all their freaky sex toys, and accesories (such as S&M or bondage gear). Usually hid in a dark closet, attic or under one's bed.
I found Steve's treasure chest. It was full of anal beads, ribbed double sided dildos, handcuffs, 3 different whipes, ass-less chaps, a leash, and a gagball. Steve is one sick fuck.
by Al-Star October 26, 2005