The traveller 

The traveller is a term used to describe the boner you get whilst travelling long distances.

Driver: hey whats wrong with you?

Passenger: nothin man jus got the traveller.

The traveller by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

The Road Less Travelled 

An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"

I personally enjoy buttseks.

Damn look at her road less travelled

The Road Less Travelled by Method Gurl December 29, 2004

Hector The Time Travelling Midget 

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

Hector The Time Travelling Midget by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies 

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2014