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The TOMBS Cradle

When you get 5 dudes the enter each other from behind to form a line. Then the guy from the back gives a strong thrust to transfer its energy to the guy from the front and push him forward. Then the guy in front pushes back strongly to transfer the energy back to the guy at the end. Repeat this motion and you’ll have The TOMBS Cradle
Braulio- “Yo Santi let’s get the boys together this weekend and do The TOMBS Cradle.”
Santiago- “Ight bet that.”
The TOMBS Cradle by MikeMojo10 January 16, 2026
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Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

The Tombstone 

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.
I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.
The Tombstone by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

The Tombstone surprise 

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”