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the shared custody switch-a-rooni 

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
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the switcharoo 

when a male's dick size is impident and cannot pleasure the vaginal entrance. the male will pelvic thrust and quickly replace his penis with a larger penis shaped object; still giving the same effect.
ryon's dick was useless to the female sex so he commonly uses the switcharoo to pleasure his partner
the switcharoo by tbizle July 31, 2008

The Old Switcharoo 

post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun
John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!

the good ole switcharoo 

When a man switchs the position of his wang and jewels
he pulled the good ole switcharoo on me!! now im blinded

the New York switcharoo 

When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.
I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026