post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun
John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!