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The Superman 

The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.
"I was done with that bitch and she wouldn't take the hint. Finally I gave her the Superman and sent the video to her parents."
The Superman by Cakehole1313 February 17, 2009

The Superman Curse 

A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.

The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.

While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.

the superman 

The superman often occurs after a long night of partying when you stumble across a friend who is drunk on the floor layyed out with his arms in the super man position .

there is also the one handed superman.
"hey dude, wheres Adam ?. "
"oh hes out side passed out on the grass doing the superman"
the superman by moenukka October 6, 2009

The superman 

A sexual act characterized by doing doggy-style then ejaculating on her shoulders. Follow that up by sticking a towel as a cape thus making the superman.
Man- Bitch hold on a sec.
Hoe- Boy, what are you doing?
Man- Shut up bitch and put this towel on.
Hoe- Why?
Man- Shutup hoe It's called the superman.
The superman by newby0713 December 5, 2007

The Superman 

A sex act which during the male climax, he ejaculates so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. It is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: "Wow, I guess I really blew her mind!" Then smile and wink.
As Superman was railing Louis Lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the Superman; Louis really lost her mind.
The Superman by HBirdman March 8, 2007

the superman 

in the middle of jizzing in a girls ass. Very slowly lift arms up mid orgasm and yell "da da da daaa!!"
my wife wants a divorce after i tried the superman
the superman by SupersodieStoked August 29, 2017