The Stoner's Dilemma 

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

The Stoner 

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

The Stoner's Haircut by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

The Stiner 

When you are putting it to your girlfriend causing her to have the greatest orgasm of a life time. This works better when you're a stiner.

I gave my girlfriend the stiner last night and she loved every second of it.

The Stiner by Alex Stiner March 15, 2005

The Stunner 

1. Sexual technique given to females by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The stunner requires long, powerful middle and index fingers, and a senior class ring
3. Origins are unknown, but results are worthwhile

"We were sitting in his backseat and he gave me the stunner."

The Stunner by Jessica January 22, 2004

lily the stoner 

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

lily the stoner by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018