The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

The brown goat stretcher by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

Go the stretch 

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.

Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"

Go the stretch by dric_bogan September 6, 2013

on the scratcher 

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

on the scratcher by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

get the stretch 

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.

"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"

get the stretch by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish

Jack the scratcher by DylC March 25, 2023

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Aare you jack the scratcher
Jack the scratcher: Hello everyone welcome, my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher by DylC March 25, 2023

The Stretch 

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.

My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!

The Stretch by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011