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There’s movement at the station

Very old Aussie slang, taken from banjo Patterson’s “man from snowy river”.

“There was movement at the station for the word had got about”

Can have two meanings:
No. 1: Something is going on

No.2: You need to poo...now
Are there any dunnys near here cause there’s movement at the station.

weed from the gas station 

to never buy weed from the gas station
some random guy:don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro.If the nibba aint in ur contacts dont ever go to the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

donation to the urination station 

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

carried her to the train station

When you fuck a girl so hard that she cannot walk on her own, and must be carried in order to get home.
I hit that so hard I carried her to the train station.