the stage

The stage in a persons life where they just don't give a fuck about their future. The person who experiences this stage in life usually grows out of it when they get older. by that happens it's much more harder to get out of. Usually caused by self medication with the use of drugs or an undiagnosed mental illness or puberty.

She experienced "the stage" when she was seventeen. By the time she was grown up she realized the mistakes that she made in her past but was unable to dig her self out of the hole that she dug for herself.

the stage by fckitallfckIT April 6, 2010

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the stage

The indecisive peeing stage in which you kind of have to pee, but not really.

Mercedes: I'm at the stage.
Micaela: Well you best go now, ho, cause we bout to roll over to the Acme.

the stage by [...] November 12, 2007

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The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid

Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!

The Stage Dive by kymmy babes 2 April 21, 2009

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jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

jump the stage by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009