blacker than the ace of spades 

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

blacker than the ace of spades by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs 

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs by Eskotwo April 7, 2009

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

Close the shades by Soupy March 15, 2009

Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

Wearing the shades by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Pull the shades 

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

Pull the shades by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

putting in the spadework 

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

putting in the spadework by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Docking the Spaceship 

To shit in a girl's vagina during sex.

Steve - "Why'd Lisa dump you?"
Larry - "She said that she didn't like the stains on her sheets that I made when I was docking the spaceship last week."

Docking the Spaceship by aw350m3h4x0r January 16, 2009