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Bread in the Shed 

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"
Bread in the Shed by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

The Shed 

The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.
Logan: Talking time with Logan and you know where at
Weston: Everyone to the shed
Chase: Where y'all going?
Ruble: To the shed man
The Shed by Talkingtime February 7, 2020

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

take em behind the shed 

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.
They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

Fire in the shed 

When the mandem link up and spit some bars by the changing rooms. It is an Aylesbury Grammar School tradition and if you are there to witness it, you shall see some of the best; gay drill, drill about drills we have never done and disstracks. We shall forever remember the sacred track dropped by 3 sexy black guys
Person 1: "I ROLL WID TWO MAN BUT SHE ROLLS WID TWO BRAS"
Person 2: Jheee that's a cold bar you should do fire in the shed bro