The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

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The Mark Sanchez

The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.

"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"

"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"

The Mark Sanchez by The Pink Manther August 27, 2009

The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

The Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

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the mark sanchez

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.

it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.

the mark sanchez by howardversion1 December 26, 2010