puking the mic 

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

puking the mic by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

puking at the stars

A scene only added to a television show, or movie, for its shock value.

“Puking at the stars” refers to a bizarre scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, the future Admiral Adama is shown vomiting all over himself as he lies drunk in the gutter looking up at the stars.

Fanboys of the series maintain that the “puking at the stars” scene was part of the show’s character development, that it pushed the show’s gritty envelope, and that it was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “puking at the stars” scene was vile and only added to the show’s last episode for it’s shock value.

Can you believe the producers of Battlestar Galactica added that “puking at the stars” scene to the last episode? Those guys are really full of themselves for carrying their deeply meaningful, gritty, and real delusions that far.

puking at the stars by AuntyMouse April 21, 2009

Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.

I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.

Puking by the well house by Well house July 12, 2025

Pepper the Pekingese 

YOU WILL NOT FIND A MORE ADORABLE LITTLE CUTE FLUFFY POTATO LOOKIN SQUEAKY TINY LOVEABLE BABY SIZED PUPPY THAN HER!

pepper is the cutest pup on earth. had to get that out there

OMFG PEPPER YOU'RE SO CUTE O_O
we love pepper the pekingese

Pepper the Pekingese by anonymouseshouses December 20, 2017

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

poking the bear 

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

poking the bear by C E O November 10, 2007