Player of the Year

Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.

Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.

Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?

Me: He plays for Virginia...

Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.

Player of the Year by NC Homer June 14, 2012

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook 

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

UEFA Mens Player Of The Year 

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!

UEFA Mens Player Of The Year by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time 

A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.

Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time

This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022

player of the game 

(n) someone part of a group, or action; see member, said like player of the game called (insert noun here)

Mark: That bitch Micheal gets to shoot me cause I'm a fucking criminal.
Marvin: He's a player of the game called police, boy. He's a player of the game.

player of the game by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time 

Lebron Raymone James

The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.

The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time by LebronRaymoneJamesIsTheGoat January 15, 2025

Man of the player

Sportsmanship. A person who respects the opponent more than the game

Mutaz Essa Barshim is man of the player when he decides to share the gold medal with Gianmarco Tamberi.

Man of the player by AK boii February 8, 2026