that annoying asshole from the matrix
anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"
by cacaboy June 20, 2003
The person a little better that what you think you can get.
Henry-"man, you know? i thought she was the one"
Larry-"Hey don't worry about it. You know what the one really is? It's that person a little better than what you think you can get."
Henry-"Yeah, you know what your right!"
by KrnOva September 07, 2006
1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"
Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."
by Jz Theory June 25, 2003
Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.
"The Ones" pencil broke will she do her puzzles!?
by BSPjournal March 21, 2009
n. The name of a really bad movie. The first 20 mintues is the best part of this movie.
The One was a sucky-ass movie.
by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003
1. A superpowered, messianic figure now commonly found in modern Sci-Fi movies. (e.g. Neo of the movie series 'The Matrix', Gabe Law of 'The One')
2. Movie starring Jet Li in 2001, directed by James Wong, written by X-Files writers Morgan & Wong.
If Gabe Law and Neo fought, Highlander style, because "There can be only one!" which one would end up The One?
by Coop June 26, 2003
Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.
Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.
by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003
A term referring to the person inside the Matrix who can do anything they so choose with it. The phenomenon known as "The One" is caused because the program for the Matrix that is in use is based on an imperfect world, and thus the program is imperfect. The program creates an anomaly, and that is The One.
Neo, you ARE the One...
by SpinSpyder June 20, 2003
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