The Nolan Substitution 

A method to decide whether to use who or whom in a sentence by substituting in the pronouns he and him into the sentence.

If the subject can be replaced with he or she, use who; If the question can be answered with him or her, use whom.

The Nolan Substitution method examples

It was for him/her (right)
It was for he/she (wrong)
Whom was it for? (Correct question)

He/she opened the box (correct)
Him/her opened the box (wrong)
Who opened the box (correct question)

The Nolan Substitution by Reagan012081 October 20, 2016

The nolanmtwitch 

Also called the "nolaann", to do the nolanmtwitch means you first have to be playing the Minecraft minigame "The Bridge" which can be found in servers such as CruhBridge, Hypixel, Minemen Club, and more. The nolan occurs when you:

1. Hold S when you're walking into the opponent's goal so your enemy walks past you and you can hit them into their own goal, hit them across the goal, or just kill them. This classifies as a "juke".

2. Jump off the bridge but then quickly places 1+ blocks below yourself so you don't actually fall down. This is also classified as a "juke" and the terminology for this action in other gamemodes would be "telly bridge", "telly", and similar names. One would wish to do this action so they can make the enemy jump down to defend them and after that can be in a good position to score.

These two actions are called the "nolaan" because a top bridge player who goes by the name "nolan" with his in game name "nolaann" used these tactics a lot in his gameplay against players, and it was popularized by him.

OH MY GOD DUDE I JUST DID THE NOLANMTWITCH ON THIS KID, HIS ANKLES ARE GONEEEEEE.

The nolanmtwitch by Papermoooooon May 21, 2021

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt" by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

the Noia 

The feeling of being paranoid after blazing or smoking weed.

" Because of """the Noia"",mike locked himself in his room with a sawed of shotgun after we smoked our bong."

the Noia by skatem3r1ca October 22, 2008

The Noli Effect

When a person is so overwhelmed with the skill of The_Cannoli that they wish to be him.

Dude, Gerald totally suffers from The Noli Effect. Saw him trying to be good at Rocket League™ yesterday.

The Noli Effect by Salticized November 1, 2021

The Old Nolan 

The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.

We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.

The Old Nolan by Old Nolan October 23, 2012

Nolan The Seabreeze 

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends

Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad

Nolan The Seabreeze by Koichi Hirose_ July 12, 2020