call with the Netherlands 

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

call with the Netherlands by KBomb August 11, 2016

The Netherlands 

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.

The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.

The Netherlands by Blumiru May 9, 2010

the netherlands 

The home of the best people to have walked on this earth, the Dutch. They speak too many languages, have too many rights and its more liberal then george bush after he had a complete change-around

-If you ain't Dutch you ain't much!
-The Netherlands baby

the netherlands by Triple B nl December 30, 2005

The Netherlands 

European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."

I'm Dutch, I'm from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch.

The Netherlands by Jafje September 11, 2007

To Deforest the Netherlands

To remove the pubic hair from the area of the Vagina or the Penis.

Once she realized that her pubic hair poked above her bikini bottoms, she picked up her razor, and went to deforest the Netherlands.

To Deforest the Netherlands by dr.doodlotle August 17, 2011

The Netherlands 

Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.

I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.

The Netherlands by solutions December 29, 2003

the netherlands 

A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.

Damn, I can't wait to go to the Netherlands after my senior year!

the netherlands by dick trickle February 25, 2005