Ness The Kid 

A long island white “rapper” who was signed by Fetty Wap, even though all he does is express his love for Girls and flex foreign cars, designer clothes, and jewelry that he doesn’t have.

Bill: Dammmmnn. This rapper has it made! He has a bust down Rolex AND a Bugatti.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.

Ness The Kid by BluePickles2 July 17, 2020

Ness The Kid 

Ness The Kid is an up and coming rapper for New York who got famous from TikTok. He has music on SoundCloud and Spotify with some of his song reaching millions of views.

Grant: Have you heard Ness The Kids New song?

Wilbur: Yeah it was trash

Ness The Kid by lilmaceee August 12, 2022

the broke'ness 

Attempt to purchase a meal to find out you over drafted that morning for two weeks on you debit card.

Gotta stretch 7 dollas for 4 days til you paid eating off the dollar menu for lunch.

Your bank account got the same 82 cents for 4 months str8 since no job called you back yet and you hoping yo bank don't charge you no service fee.

You offer to take a girl out but secretly hoping she pay for herself.

Gas light been on 3 weeks still two weeks away from payday.

The BROKE'NESS

Co-Worker: Yo can you spot me a ride home?
Co-worker 2: can't today bro gas light is on and gotta make to til pay day.
Co-Worker: damn breh the broke'ness pay day a whole week away. How long yo gas light been on?
Co-Worker2: shit since last week... Smh the broke'ness

the broke'ness by JaccSun2717 July 2, 2014

The Luke-Ness Monster 

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

The Luke-Ness Monster by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

The Loch Ness Monster 

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

The Loch Ness Monster by evrstz July 16, 2022

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

Drop a Nessie in the Loch by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010