the national Anthrax 

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.

the national Anthrax by Telephony December 18, 2012

The National

An indie-rock band from Brooklyn. They have been on David Letterman and have several albums, including The National, Alligator, and Boxer. Their main members are Matt Berninger, Aaron Dessner, Bryce Dessner, Bryan Devendorf, and Scott Devendorf.

The National, Boxer, Alligator, Fake Empire, Mistaken for Strangers, Karen, Looking for Astronauts, Daughters of the Soho Riots, Apartment Story, Brainy, Green Gloves, Slow Show.

The National by Z ed March 15, 2009

The National Manthem 

She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest

No one: The National Manthem
Me: She is a bad bitch made up of magic
Pray to the goddess
Don't break your promise
Thou shall be faithful and honest

The National Manthem by School1234 February 25, 2019

The National Dick Scale 

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

The National Dick Scale by tnayrb January 25, 2015

The National Anthem

An amazing song by Radiohead. Any fan of the band would agree that this song is 5 and a half minutes of brilliance!

"Everyone, everyone around here..."

The National Anthem by Acid Tears January 3, 2005

The National Jerk 

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

The National Jerk by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

The National Spamton 

"The National Spamton" is the anthem of that has very associations with Spamton g Spamton. The main music that the anthem uses is the all-known "Happy Birthday" music. The first and only instance of the anthem was on the "SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES - Spamton Value Network" video/live stream made by Fangamer.

-But first, The National Spamton!
(The National Spamton starts playing and cuts off after some time)
-God bless Spamton! And now..!
(The National Spamton suddenly continues playing)

The National Spamton by dwcocoa September 25, 2022