The Predator Missle 

the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.

note: this technique is best preformed by suprise

bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!

franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!

bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on

franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!

The Predator Missle by andre catchymang November 11, 2010

The Predator Missle 

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door

The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"

The Predator Missle by Vaporname June 3, 2023

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't

The missile by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019

Disarming the Missile 

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

Disarming the Missile by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

The missed a spot shave 

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.

I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.

The missed a spot shave by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017

The Misses Nutritious America 

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

The Misses Nutritious America by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

packing the missile 

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

packing the missile by pandono September 12, 2011