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Workers in the Mines 

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.
Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
Workers in the Mines by Nihcka July 11, 2018

Roblox Doors The Mines 

The latest update of Roblox Doors. Released August 30, 2024. literally shows up after you complete door 100 (Figure)
its a bit harder than the hotel. literally the seek chase got harder, figure also shows up early.
Giggle: If you hear a laugh, try to look everywhere in the ceiling until you see a white monster called Giggle. Use any source of light (straplight and lighter doesnt work) or use a glowstick to stun giggle,
Grumble: Appears in door 150 after the first seek chase. Activate all power sources to escape grumble. don't go too close, he is an instant kill entity.
Dread: Appears in the Hotel and the Mines. Entity despawns when you manage to enter the next door after dread's room. use a crucifix if you get lost. This is also an instant kill entity, like grumble, seek and figure, rush and ambush.
Gloombats: dont use any light source or step on their eggs, this causes them to be hostile or add more gloombats.
Seek: The chase got harder. you have to time your jump or you will get killed by the dripstones. The guiding light appears better and moves also. In the minecart chase avoid the boards. crouch on them. Follow the light to the right direction. The second chase adds grumble to the chase. In the sewer chase follow the light, dont go to grumble, Kick the door down ASAP. In door 199, activate all power generators without falling into the dam. which takes damage.
Avoid the hands too. After that find a button that opens the gate that leads to door 200. you win!
Roblox Doors The Mines was leg shivering but fun

Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.
Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"

help me I am stuck in the coal mines 

A common saying among Victorian children.
"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

The Mikes Way 

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.
The Mikes Way by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Across the Miles

Though miles may stretch from me to you,
My heart still finds its way straight through.
In every sunrise, in every night,
I hold you close in dreams so bright.

No plane or road can dim this fire,
You are my hope, my soul’s desire.
Until we touch, I’ll keep this vow—
You’re with me always, here and now.
❤️ 🔥
Across the Miles
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