the leopard

when you stick your thumb in a womans ass while hittin it doggy-style then put the thumb prints all over her back so she spotted like a leopard.

I spotted her up like the leopard

the leopard by Dizz3L May 13, 2011

The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

The Leopard nut by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

attacked by the snow leopard 

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.

Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

attacked by the snow leopard by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007

the Arizona snow leopard ride

a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.

him: hey you wanna do The Arizona Snow Leopard Ride?
her: sure!

the Arizona snow leopard ride by Mazerattack October 28, 2019

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

the shitty dick of a leopard by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

The Leonard Affect 

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

The Leonard Affect by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016

The Greasy Leonard 

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2

The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH

The Greasy Leonard by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021