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A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 August 03, 2008
 
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the worst thing ever. hell, polio was better.
"Wow! The Jonas Brothers Rocks.."
"Men's beds"
"Nuh uh"
"Yes they suck serious ass"
by fuckcunting October 12, 2008
 
30.
teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 03, 2009
 
31.
the greatest band alive consisting of nick, joe, and kevin jonas. They have great voices and are sexy!
The Jonas Brothers
Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas
by lanieee May 04, 2009
 
32.
A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 August 12, 2008
 
33.
hottest boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the best songs ever. are sweet, funny, and kind boys. bangable.

also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just love the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"
by MegMarSant333 December 08, 2007
 
34.
FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.
~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!
by COLEY :} April 30, 2008
 
35.
The most greatest, skilled, gorgeous group of guys!
I love The Jonas Brothers!
Please Be Mine!
by Melanie Clark March 29, 2008