A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 August 03, 2008
very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...
Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)
by MrFro5000 March 10, 2009
Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS September 07, 2008
A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."

Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
by MGN February 22, 2009
There are four known definitions:-
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'

3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
by The Infinite Sadness May 30, 2009
A form of being a gay failure.
- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"
by The dude who mooed March 01, 2009
The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
by Marco K. June 01, 2010
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