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1 definition by FJB666

being at jonas brothers concert is like having your dick sawed off with a rusty steak knife.
Origin: upon birth, Nick Jonas' penis was accidentally caught in the revolving door leaving the hospital and was suibsequently rendered useless. Immediately after, his parents had the shriveled half-cock cryogenically frozen in the event that doctors would some day be able to reattach it. The Jonas Brothers now wear purity rings to hide Nick Jonas' slaughtered masculinity.
by FJB666 May 01, 2009