The Johnstones 

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

The Johnstones by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007

the jonathan 

to date a 2 year younger girl, that no one realy likes and would try very thing to impress her

ohhh, don*t take the jonathan now.

the jonathan by 02dahl November 24, 2017

The Jonathan Move 

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

The Jonathan Move by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

The Johnston 

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken

Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!

The Johnston by MegaManJohn November 8, 2015

The Johnstones 

A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.

Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.


Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.

Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.

The Johnstones by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 23, 2009

the nohnathon 

When a wild Jon appears at your window and proceeds to shmahck and whahck.

My sister hasn't been able to go to school ever since she saw the nohnathon. She hasn't been the same, man...

the nohnathon by Jonathon nohnathon August 26, 2022

Case of the Jonathan's 

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

Case of the Jonathan's by BEK August 31, 2013