1 definition by MegaManJohn

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken
Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!
by MegaManJohn September 24, 2015
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