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Hit The JO 

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.
"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."
Hit The JO by Shill November 7, 2012

Whats the jo? 

it is a question asking another person their current state of affairs, like "whats happening?" or "how you doing?".
"Yo man, whats the jo?"
Whats the jo? by Jag November 25, 2005

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.
Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

a bit of the Jo Oakley 

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.
You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

The Julia Jo 

1. A break-up procedure by which a girl leads a guy on as if she plans to be with him forever, then over time cuts sex, communication, and what little remained of trust out of the picture because she wants to move out of state but is too scared to break it off in the first place.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend hasn't been talking to me the way she used to for the past month, now she is cutting back on sex and she yells at me for no reason when i try to talk to her about it!

Guy 2: Ya know she was originally from New York...Sounds like your about to get The Julia Jo
The Julia Jo by Travis W. T February 13, 2009

jo the pro 

the coolest in your life probably packin and is very funny good at every thing you would desire
Jo le pro:yo what’s up i’m jo the pro wanna do something?
Girl: yeeeessss please
jo the pro by Jo the pro April 30, 2021